Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (2024)

Overview

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS for short) is a PC game currently in Full Version by Landfall Games. The player places units down on the battlefield, which is currently a floating island showing your units, terrain, and enemy formations. Once the player has created their army with the somewhat misinterpreted historical units(Or not historical at all), then they can start their battle against the enemy force. Upon the start of the battle, each unit will launch their own attacks. In these battles, each unit is programmed with its own unique weapons, behaviors and mechanics. The looks of the units and behavior can best be described as derpy and the battles are chaotic and hilarious.

The game is available on Steam for 20 USD and the Alphas can be downloaded for free on their site.

The game is Currently out on PC, Mac, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, Playstation and Linux and will be available on Mobile (Unlikely).

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Factions + Units

Full Release
Tribal	Clubber • Protector • Spear Thrower • Stoner • Bone Mage • Chieftain • Mammoth
Farmer	Halfling • Farmer • Haybaler • Potionseller • Harvester • Wheelbarrow (Traveller • Apple Thrower • Farmer) • Scarecrow (Crow)
Medieval	Bard • Squire • Archer • Healer • Knight • Catapult (Catapult Operator) • King
Ancient	Shield Bearer • Sarissa • Hoplite • Snake Archer (Snake) • Ballista (Ballista Rider) • Minotaur • Zeus
Vikings	Headbutter • Ice Archer • Brawler • Berserker • Valkyrie • Longship (Longship Rider • Longship Carrier) • Jarl
Dynasty	Samurai • Firework Archer • Monk • Ninja • Dragon (Dragon Carriers) • Hwacha (Hwacha Rider) • Monkey King
Renaissance	Painter • Fencer • Balloon Archer • Musketeer • Halberd • Jouster (Jouster Rider) • Da Vinci Tank (Da Vinci)
Pirate	Flintlock • Blunderbuss • Bomb Thrower • Harpooner • Cannon (Cannon Rider) • Captain • Pirate Queen
Spooky	Skeleton Warrior • Skeleton Archer • Candlehead • Vampire • Pumpkin Catapult (Pumpkin Catapult Rider) • Swordcaster • Reaper
Wild West	Dynamite Thrower • Miner • Cactus • Gunslinger • Lasso (Lasso Rider) • Deadeye • Quick Draw
Legacy	Peasant • Banner Bearer • Poacher • Blowdarter • Pike • Barrel Roller • Boxer • Flag Bearer • Pharaoh • Wizard • Chariot (Chariot Rider) • Thor • Tank (Tank Rider) • Super Boxer • Dark Peasant • Super Peasant
Good	Devout Gauntlet • Celestial Aegis • Radiant Glaive • Righteous Paladin • Divine Arbiter • Sacred Elephant (Sacred Elephant Rider) • Chronomancer
Evil	Shadow Walker • Exiled Sentinel • Mad Mechanic • Void Cultist • Tempest Lich • Death Bringer • Void Monarch
Secret	Ballooner • Bomb on a Stick • Fan Bearer • Raptor • The Teacher • Jester • Ball 'n' Chain • Chu Ko Nu • Executioner • Shouter • Taekwondo • Raptor Rider (Tribal Rider) • Cheerleader • Cupid • Mace Spinner • CLAMS (Clam) • Present Elf (Units • Sub-Units) • Ice Mage • Infernal Whip • Bank Robbers (Safe Carriers) • Witch • Banshee • Necromancer • Solar Architect • Wheelbarrow Dragon (Traveller) • Skeleton Giant • Bomb Cannon (Bomb Cannon Front Rider • Bomb Cannon Rider) • Cavalry (Cavalry Rider) • Vlad • Gatling Gun (Gatling Gun Rider) • Blackbeard • Samurai Giant • Ullr • Lady Red Jade • Sensei • Shogun • Tree Giant • Artemis • Ice Giant

Alpha
Viking	Headbutter • Viking • Spearthrower • Axe
Crusaders	Thief • Footman • Archer • Catapult
Greece	Spearman • Shield • Chariot • Ballista
Asia	Taekwondo • Samurai • Ninja • Hwacha • Samurai Master • Ninja Master
Napoleon	Musket • Barrelroller • Cannon Crew
Neon	Energy Pistol • Energy Sword • Tesla • Gravity Dude • Beamer • Projectile Shield • Box Gun • Energy Sword Master
Misc.	Peasant • Barbarian • Farmer • Boxer • Chicken Man • Hillary • Trump • M16 • Super Boxer • Chicken Man Man • Super Peasnat • Dark Peasant
Hazards	Plague

Pre-Alpha
Peasant • Boxer • Farmer • Barbarian • Poacher • Spearman • Footman • Samurai • Shield • Viking • Archer • Musket • Chariot • Cannon Crew • Ballista • Hwacha • Chicken Man • Chicken Man Man

Weapons + Abilities

Unit Weapons
Unarmed	Punch • Halfling Grab • Mega Slap • Minotaur Grab • Pirate Fist • Hungry Hand • Cactus Grab • Peasant Fist • Boxer's Glove • Super Boxer's Glove • Super Peasant Punch • Devout Gauntlet • Ballooner Grab • Banshee Hands • Ice Giant Punch
Bludgeons	Club • Stick • Monk Staff • Monkey King Staff • Paint Brush • Pharaoh Flail • Thor's Hammer • Righteous Paladin Mace • Void Cultist Mace • Mace Spin • Tree
Shields	Wood Shield • Knight Shield • Ancient Shield • Hoplite Shield • Brawler Shield • Jouster Shield • Stiffy Shield • Centurion Shield • Radiant Glaive Shield • Righteous Paladin Shield • Sentinel Left Shield Axe • Sentinel Right Shield Axe • Void Cultist Shield • Raptor Rider Shield • Cavalry Shield • Giant Stiffy Shield
Throwables	Spear Throw • Boulder Throw • Throw Potion • Apple Throw • Crow Throw • Thunderbolt Throw • Shuriken Throw • Bomb Throw • Candle Fire • Dynamite Throw • Throw Dark Peasant • Radiant Glaive Throw • Sacred Elephant Spear Throw • Clam Throw • Thrown Present • Icicle Throw • Ullr Axe Throw • Sensei Shuriken Throw
Polearms	Pitchfork • Scythe • Sarissa • Short Spear • Oar • Jarl Axe • Halberd • Jouster Lance • Reaper's Scythe • Pick Axe • Stay Banner • Pike • Charge Flag • Ancient Fan • Raptor Rider Spear • Executioner's Axe • Cavalry Spear • Vlad's Spear • Guandao
Swords	Squire Sword • Knight's Sword • King's Sword • Valkyrie Sword • Katana • Rapier • Captain's Cutlass • Piratequeen's Cutlass • Piratequeen's Sabre • Stiffy Sword • Wizard Sword • Gladius • Void Monarch Sword • Void Monarch Claymore • Teacher Sword • Pirate Cutlass • Giant Katana • Shogun's Katana
Bows	Medieval Bow • Snake Bow • Ice Bow • Fireworks Bow • Renaissance Bow • Fire Bow • Poacher Bow • Chu Ko Nu • Heart Bow • Artemis Bow
Artilleries	Catapult Rock • Ballista Bolt • Hwacha Arrows • Cannonball • Pumpkin • Tank Barrel • Bomb Cannonball • Gatling Gun Barrel
Guns	Musket • DaVinci Cannons • Flintlock • Blunderbuss • Harpoon Gun • Flintlock Blunderbuss • Revolver Bullet Rain • Winchester • Revolver Quickdraw • Mad Mechanic Fire
Miscellaneous	Bone Mage Staff • Stone Axe • Banjo • Priest Staff • Brawler Axe • Berserker Axe • Palette • Hand Lock • Lasso • Blow Dart • Pharaoh Sickle • Wizard Staff • Divine Arbiter Book • Shadow Walker Dagger • Tempest Lich Staff • Death Bringer Warglaive • Bomb on a Stick • Jester Dagger Left • Ball 'N' Chain • Cheerleading Pom • Infernal Whip • Witch Staff • Necromancer Knife • Necromancer Lantern • Solar Architect Wand • Blackbeard's Anchor

UC Weapons
Unarmed	Claws • Crab Claw • Mittens
Bludgeons	Baseball Bat 01 • Baseball Bat 02 • Bottle • Cane • Crowbar • Fish • Flail • Hammer • Inflatable Hammer • Kuruma Bo • Large Flail • Mace • Nunchuck • Shallow Pot • Spatula • Spoon • Spiked Club • Triple Flail
Shields	Aztec Shield 01 • Aztec Shield 02 • Ballistic Shield • Fan Shield • Footman Shield • Mirror Shield • Ottoman Shield • Riot Shield • Scarab Shield • Wall Shield
Throwables	Axe Throw • Chakram • Fireball Throw • Gas Throw • Throwing Knife • Water Jug
Polearms	Aztec Club • Infantry Spear • Mop • Palm Axe • Pen • Prospecting Tool 01 • Prospecting Tool 02 • Trishula • Viking Hammer
Swords	Aztec Sword 01 • Aztec Sword 02 • Short Sword • Barbarian Sword • Curved Sword • Double Sword • Flaming Sword • Ice King Sword • Khopesh • Minocentaswordtaur • Swift Sword • Quan • Training Sword • Wooden Sword
Bows	Compound Crossbow • Crossbow • Lightning Bow • Spikey Bow 01 • Spikey Bow 02
Guns	AA-12 • AK-47 • AKS-74U • Arnold • AUG • AWP • BAR • Barrett • Beretta 93R • Desert Eagle • Double Barrel • FAMAS • Garand • Glock 18 • Hand Cannon • Kar 98k • Luger • M14 • M16 • M16 - Automatic • M1911 • M1A1-Thompson • M2 Browning • MAC-10 • MG-42 • MGL • Minigun • Mossberg • MP-40 • MP5K • Musket - Bayonet • P90 • PPSh-41 • Python Revolver • Rocket Launcher • SCAR • TEC-9 • Vector • Vector_Automatic • VSS
Miscellaneous	Butcher Knife 01 • Butcher Knife 02 • Fork • Katar • Knife • Mongolian Knife • Shovel

Unit Abilities

Abilities

Offensive

Mammoth Charge • Minotaur Charge • Headbutt • Big Headbutt • Pirate Kick • Bomb Spin • Vampire Bite • Swordcasting • Order Units Charge • Thor Lightning • Superboxer Punch • Dark Peasant Hands • Balloon Backpack • Jester Kick • Taekwondo Kick • Spin to Win • Cavalry Charge • Vlad Impale • Cannon Barrage • Giant Foot Stomp • Red Jade Kick • Tornado Swipe • Hurricane Slash • Shuriken Tempest • Dragon Kick • Dragon Punch • Fire Breath • Fire Wave • Arrow Volley • Legacy Impale • Firestorm • Rocket Volley

Defensive

Hay • Knight Charge • Projectile Block • Painter Dodge • Fencer Dodge • Backwards Dodge • Cactus Explosion • Quickdraw Projectile Dodge • Lightning Projectile Block • Order Units Stay • Aegis Shield • Chronomancer Dial • Teacher Parry • Jester Dodge • Shout • Banshee Scream • Gravestone Wall • Shogun Dodge • Master Projectile Block • Ice Breath • Godlike Projectile Block

Supportive

Halfling Jump • Hover • Crow Wings • Super Jump • Valkyrie Wings • Ice Arena • Enrage • Monkey King Jump • Stiffy Fear • Bat Transformation • Reaper Wings • Reaper Explosion • Chronomancer Transformation • Demon Transformation • Quickdraw Projectile Dodge • Pharaoh Kneel • Foolish Jump • Spawn Witches • Giant Fear • Slow Walk • Big Crow Wings • Lay Down • Ice Storm • Explosive Death

Campaigns + Maps

Campaigns

Levels

The Introduction
Clubs • Spears • Sticks and Bones • Army • Hello • Hay • Hay and Pitchforks • Scythes and Friends • Melee • Piercing Music • S-Words and Catapults • The King • Basic Formation • Hoplites • Ballista • Minotaur • Ice Archers Only, Almost • Boars and Bears • Medium Army • Longships

The Adventure

The Challenge

Ice Archers and Friends • Mixing It Up • Knight and His Friends • Bull Horn • Scary Crow • Scythe • Knights and Priests • Wheelbarrows • Mammoth • Small Army • Small Legion • The Boar Formation • A Warm Welcome • Phalanx • Scythes and Potions • Priests • Arrow • More Wheelbarrows • Zeus • Valk and More • Ballista and Hoplites • Knights and Catapults • Quincunx • All In • Twin Lords • Boars and Birds • Rivaling Kings • Big Battle • More S-Words and Catapults • Something Sneaky • Big Brawl

Dynasty

Samurai • Ninja • New Year • Hwacha • Parade • Stairs • Art of War • Monkey King • Blocking • The Combo • Mammoths • Close Range Army • Area of Effect • Harvester • Crow and Fork • Wheelbarrow • Harvester Crows • Knight with Healers • Notes and Arrows • Catapults • Knights and Their Squires • Notes and Arrows Revenge • Kings and Bows • Two Formations • Minotaur Delivery • Zeus and Other Folks • Ballista • Zeus Revenge • Compact Formation • Great Leap • Blizzard • Viking Army

Renaissance

Pirate

X Marks the Spot • Shooting Fish in a Barrel • Harpoons Everywhere • Defend the Ship • A Rival Captain • Board the Ship • Surrounded • Traitors • Defend the Captain • Defending the Queen • A Small Tribe • Another Small Tribe • Defend the Bridge • Run Over Them • You Won't Make Us Walk the Plank • Kings United • Snakes and Horns • Bolts and Ballistas • Pillage This! • Arrows and Arrow • The Monkey's Path • Watch Out for the Hole • Second Wave Charge • Boom and the Units Go Down

Spooky
Bone • Fire • Candle • Blood • Pumpkin • War • Sword • Ritual • End • Sun • Cave • Turtle • Invasion • Field Work • Cliffside Battle • Three Kings • Breach • Temple • Breakout • Berserkerpile • Boats • Celebration • Line of Fire • Plunder

Simulation
Bridge Battle • Row • Maze • Hill • Port King • Charge • Wall • Jump • Surrounded • Siege • Barricade • Cramped Battle • Catapult Castle • Pirate Creek • Moat • Arena • Pit

Wild West

Mining With Dynamite • Leading Cacti • Bullets and Cacti • Exploding Cacti • Bank Robbing • Catching Cacti • Sharpshooting • Bullets and Chains • Exploding Lasso • High Noon • Three Bandit Gangs • All the Bullets • Three Rangers • Bullet Rain • Lone Ranger and His Friends • Fast Fire • Small Tribe • Animal Uprising • A Bit of Farming • A Lot of Farming • Laughing Knights • The Cavalry Is Here • Defend the City • Zeus Strikes • The Jarl's Army • Ullr's Army • Kicks and Bolts • Shogun's Samurai • Shooting Balloons • Fencing Jousters • Boom! • Blackbeard's Crew • Skeleton Army • Spooky Army • Reinforcements • Elude the Enemy • Choose Your Poison • Get Them, Fast! • The Chase for Zeus

Legacy

The Start • Poaching Boxers • Rush • Bomb • Bomb Rush • Siege • Pharaoh of Poison • Flag and Banners • The Wizard Behind the Wall • A Tank • The War • Thor's Battle • The End • Ambushed by Mages • Angry Mammoth • Over the Bridge • Flanking Wheelbarrows • Swords and Arrows • Kings and Their Catapult • A Formation • Saving Billy • Jump In • Frosty Jarls • Surrounded by Swords • Monkeying Around • Muskets and Halberds • Da Vinci's Balloons • Captain and the Crew • The Queen and Cannons • Hungry Ghouls and Vampires • Reaper's Skeleton Army • Brawl Your Way Out • The Last Standoff

Fantasy Good

Protected Advance • Determined Guard • Flanking Motion • Steadfast Wardens • Encasing Force • Distant Defence • Searing Fortification • Enveloping Tempo • Narrow Impetus • Unshakable Guardians • Colossal Spike • Hoard of Raptors • Squack Surround • Farmer Uprising • Royal Archers • Deadly Barricade • Perilous Encirclement • Enraged Fable • Clash of Warriors • Crazed Arena • Sharp Rain • Decisive Maneuver • Elusive Taunting • Chaotic Cavalry • Fiery Buccaneers • Resolute Rogues • Sharpened Fear • Vicious Terror • Piercing Lead • The Outlaw Trio • Swift Wizardry • Fortified Formation

Fantasy Evil

Sudden Blades • Searing Vacuum • Scorching Void • Pit of Annihilation • Abyssal Storm • Strike of Destruction • Root of Carnage • Corrupted Fiends • Flaming Demon • Relentless War • Encircling Tribe • Cavern Snatcher • Raze the Homestead • Farmer Uprising • Crush the Heretics • Storm the Fortress • Blasted Skirmish • Demonic Invasion • Dismantle the Spears • Mythical Bastion • Maniacal Infiltration • Extinguishing Onslaught • Quash the Reawakening • Diabolical Seize • Dreaded Assault • Ravaging Ambush • Vicious Greeting • Skeletal Corruption • Shattering Standoff • Total Devastation • Decimating Strength • Satanic March

Maps
Themed Maps	Tribal 1 • Tribal 2 • Tribal Sandbox • Farmer 1 • Farmer 2 • Medieval 1 • Medieval 2 • Ancient 1 • Ancient 2 • Ancient Sandbox • Viking • Viking Sandbox • Dynasty • Renaissance • Pirate • Spooky 1 • Spooky 2 • Legacy • Fantasy Good • Fantasy Evil • Farmer Snow
Simulation Maps	Simulation • Bridge • Bridge With Rails • Maze • Hill • Port • Holes • Corridor • Broken Bridge • King of the Hill • Defend The Castle • Castle With Archer Towers • Final Destination • Defend The Tower • Spire • Lines • High Ground • Moat • Arena • Low Ground • Tiered Castle • Double Battle

Alpha Maps
Maps	Scotland • Sahara • Denmark • Japan • Neon

Pre-Alpha Maps
Maps	Classic • Hills • Desert • Winter • Japan

Miscellaneous

Game Mechanics
Mechanics	Red • Blue • Controls • Health Bars • Unit Creator • Map Creator • Workshop • Sub-units • Multiplayer • Water • Fire • Fog • Attack Types • Map Settings • Win Conditions • Unit Possession • First Person Mode • Status Effects • Tornado • Hero Unit • Bug DLC • Easter Eggs • The Door • Bugs and Glitches • Achievements
Scrapped	Performance Impact • Battle Formation Bonuses • Unit Command System

Extras
Other Games	TABZ • TABG • Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Chess • Clustertruck
Landfall Games	Wilhelm Nylund